justincider's Jokes

My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship.
"You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
"Why, because you miss me?"
"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Don't want them knowing my real name, do I?

Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van.
But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.

My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my Sister