Jena Peene's Jokes

your momma is so fat she has to wake up in sections

There are three men a english falla,irish falla and a maori falla. there is a slide next to them, the genie says''ok when u slide down ths u can make a wish. So the english went first and said,''i wish for lots of Chocolate so he landed on a pile of chocolate and grabbed it and took it home with him. Then it was the irish's turn and he said,'' i wish for lots of gold so he landed on a pile of gold and grabbed it and ran home. Then the maori falla went on and he slipped and said,''i wish for OH SHIT!!