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OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0. 666 Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast
6. 66 e3 Floating point Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
666mph The speed limit of the Beast
$665. 95 Retail price of the Beast
$699. 25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769. 95 Price of the Beast with all accessories
$656. 66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646. 66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 Way more...
(The numbers are obtained by translating each character (letter, number, space, etc.) into its corresponding ASCII value.)
It looks like well-known OS's fall into the same category:
M S - D O S 6. 2 1
77 + 83 + 45 + 68 + 79 + 83 + 32 + 54 + 46 + 50 + 49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 53 + 1 = 666
S Y S T E M 7. 0
83 + 89 + 83 + 84 + 69 + 77 + 32 + 55 + 46 + 48 = 666
Coincidence? I think not! The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd).
By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B I L L G A T E S (III)
66 + 73 + 76 + 76 + 71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83 + 3 = 666 (!!!)
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?"
Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? You decide!
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that: 660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666. 0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast0. 666 - Number of the Millibeast/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast1010011010 - Binary of the Beast6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast1-666 - Area code of the Beast00666 - Zip code of the Beast1-900-666-0666: - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6. 66/minute. Over 18 only please.$665. 95 - Retail price of the Beast$699. 25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax$769. 95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul$656. 66 - Walmart price of the Beast$646. 66 - Next week's Walmart price of the BeastPhillips 666 - Gasoline of the BeastRoute 666 - Way of the Beast666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast666k - Retirement plan of the Beast666 mg - Recommended Minimum more...
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST
Conversion to ASCII values:
MS-DOS 6. 21
77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666
WINDOWS95
87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666
SYSTEM 7. 0
83 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666
Coincidence? I think not!
The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
3
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666!!!!