Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
This was written by Tom Annau, an undergrad working in my lab here
at Stanford.
Aesop's fables and other traditional children's stories involve
allegory far too subtle for the youth of today. Children need
an updated message with contemporary circumstance and plot line,
and short enough to suit today's minute attention span.
The Troubled Aardvark
Once upon a time, there was an aardvark whose only pleasure in life
was driving from his suburban bungalow to his job at a large brokerage
house in his brand new 4x4. He hated his manipulative boss, his
conniving and unethical co-workers, his greedy wife, and his sniveling,
spoiled children. One day, the aardvark reflected on the meaning of
his life and his career and on the unchecked, catastrophic decline of
his nation, its pathetic excuse for leadership, and the complete
ineffectiveness of any personal effort he could make to change the
status quo. Overcome by a wave of utter more...
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!