Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant? Aardvarks dont have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight? A vark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!