Afghanistan Jokes / Recent Jokes
Behind the Mule-Sack
Ossama Bin Laden's Family, ex-lovers and childhood friends comment about the Man and his Mule-Sack.
Mad About America
A Taliban couple decide to adopt the ways of the American life, only to find that there is no Chinese-take out in Afghanistan.
Hellraise Place
No walls - doesn't matter. A quaint Afghani-neighborhood brings together grenade throwing singles.... who fall in and out of love and bed.
E! Wild in Afghanistan
For the first time in their lives the woman of Afghanistan reveal what they are doing under a sheet all day.
Minefield
Ossam and friends, in a coffee shop with no electricity, discuss their hopes and dreams. which is a show about nothing.
Lifestyles of the Stench and Faceless
Join Afghani-TV as it explores the Taliban way of life.
The Weakest Fink
The Taliban joins as Ossama is proven to be "The Weakest Link - Goodbye."
there was three guys walking a long a road there was a canadian usuma bin larden and uncel sam.
they came across a lamp and picked it up and rubed it out came a geini it said "you can have 1 wish each for there are three of you and makes a grand totall of 3 wishes".
so the canadian wishes for all the soil in canada to be firtil and it was and there he was in canada.
then usuma bin larden said "i want you to build a wall around afghanistan so no one can get in or out" the geini granted his wish and he was home with a big wall around afghanistan.
uncle sam was intrested in usama bin larden wish and asked how big is this wall the geini replied "it is 150,000 high and invicebal to all atacks" uncel sam says after a while
"fill it with water"
Late Nite Jokes heard on T. V." There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head." - Jay Leno"We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that. He is married to the daughter of a guy named Mullah Muhammed Omar. I think her name is Tiffany Omar. Insiders say that the marriage is not working out. Apparently they are living in separate caves." - David Letterman"It looks like now the military action is taking effect. They think that bin Laden's organization is starting to break down. Today satellite photos actually show the sand fleas are leaving his beard." - David Letterman"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food, you check our more...
The American Military offers Viagra to a 60 year old warlord in exchange for information...
This should help any soldier who feels like he's between Iraq and a hard place!
"The New York Times" (Sept. 3, 2006)
"Opium Harvest at Record Level in Afghanistan"
Damn, I knew I should have invested in those opium futures.
Protestors called for an end to fighting in Iraq, Afghanistan, and on The View.
U.S. officials expect Afghan President Hamid Karzai to concede on Tuesday that he fell short of the 50 percent vote share in August's election that he needed to win outright. It became clear that Karzai fell short after the voting results were certified by Katherine Harris.