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A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life in
general. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life...
...until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,
when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "
...Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could still
find tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thing
needed was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe would
answer to this call."
"This is it!" the swede thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'll
sell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become rich
and famous!"
And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking for
the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen.
Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And more...

A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life... until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper, when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "...Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could stillfind tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thingneeded was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe wouldanswer to this call.""This is it!" the swede thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'llsell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become richand famous!"And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking forthe tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen. Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And then heheard it! " WWOOOOUU WOOOOOO !!! " "H

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but

An Sudanese went down to South Africa to visit a buddy of his. They went driving down the highway in the South African's pick-up. Around a bend in the road they came across an Indian. The South African pulls out his gun and shoots the Zulu. The Sudanese says "Hey! What did you do that for!!??"
The South African says "It's legal to do that here!"
The Sudanese says "Okay. Seems pretty strange to me but if you say so."
They drive along a little more and come across another Zulu. The South African takes out his gun and shots him as well. The Sudanese says "Are you sure it's legal to do that here?".
The South African says "Sure. .. we do it all the time."
So, they drive into this small town and stop at a liquor store. The Sudanese puts a case of beer in the back of the truck just as an Zulu is crossing the street towards him. He takes out the South African's gun and shoots the Zulu. The South African comes running more...

An Sudanese went down to South Africa to visit a buddy of his. They went driving down the highway in the South African's pick-up. Around a bend in the road they came across an Indian. The South African pulls out his gun and shoots the Zulu. The Sudanese says "Hey! What did you do that for!!??"
The South African says "It's legal to do that here!"
The Sudanese says "Okay. Seems pretty strange to me but if you say so."
They drive along a little more and come across another Zulu. The South African takes out his gun and shots him as well. The Sudanese says "Are you sure it's legal to do that here?".
The South African says "Sure... we do it all the time."
So, they drive into this small town and stop at a liquor store. The Sudanese puts a case of beer in the back of the truck just as an Zulu is crossing the street towards him. He takes out the South African's gun and shoots the Zulu. The South African comes running over more...