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There was this beautiful secretary of the president of a large bank who goes on a sight-seeing tour with an important client, a very rich African king.
From out of the blue, the client asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her - don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.
After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions:
First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."
The African king pauses for a while, then nods his head and says, "No Problem! I have! I have!"
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York and as a vacation home, I want a chateau in the middle of the best wine county in more...

What is the difference between an African American and shit in a bucket?
*THE BUCKET* (DUH)

ok..a mexican, an african american, and a chinese guy was riding in a car they get into a car reck and the mexican guy goes. oww.i think i broke my ankle..so then they get back into the car and then they get into another car reck and the african american says oww. i thinlk i broke my foot!..so then they get back into the car and they get into another car reck and the chinese guy goes. ching chong i think i broke my ding dong!.haha
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An African, Japanes, American, and a mexican man were all standing on a cliff
The african through some weed over the edge and said " I have to much of this in my country." The japenes man through off a bunch of gold coins over the edge and said "I have to much of this in my country." The american through over the mexican and said "I have to many of those in my country."

An African, Japanese, American, and a mexican man were all standing on a cliff
The african through some weed over the edge and said " I have to much of this in my country." The japenes man through off a bunch of gold coins over the edge and said "I have to much of this in my country." The american through over the mexican and said "I have to many of those in my country."

An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right over my homeland." "How can you tell?" asked the American. "I can feel the cold air." he replied. A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland." he said. "How do you know that?" asked the Russian. "I can feel the heat of the desert." Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over New York." The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that?" they exclaimed. The American pulled his hand up. "My watch is missing."

The African man walks into a liquor store and buys a coke. He drinks it and the Chinese clerk starts laughing. The African guy says, "Why are you laughing?" The Chinese man said, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke." The African man said in response angrily, "Me Black man, me run fast, me gonna kick your fuckin' ass!"