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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

An Aggie, a Red Raider and a Longhorn were going to a college survival camp. The leader told them that they had to hunt for their own food. So the Longhorn goes out and comes back with a big buck. The Raider and the Aggie ask him how he got it, the Longhorn said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Raider goes out and brings back a doe. The Aggie asked how he got it, the Raider said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Aggie goes out and comes back with all these cuts and bruises and limping. The Longhorn and the Raider ask him what happened. The Aggie replies "found tracks follow tracks BOOM got hit by train!

An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out
for a part in a local College Station play. Sympathizing
with his zeal for the part, the cast director agreed to
include him in it, but under two conditions, he'd better do
a heck of good job, and he would only get one line in the
entire play: "Hark! the cannon just fired!"
So the elderly aggie goes home, brags to all his friends about it,
and continually yells:
"Hark! the cannon just fired!"
"Hark! the cannon just fired!"
Finally on the night of the performace, during the highlight of
the play, the booming sound of a menacing cannon shakes the
entire theatre, the audience, in complete awe and silence...
At the top of his lungs the aggie shouts:
"What the hell was that?!"

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
''How did you get that?" they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."

Three convicts were on their way to prison; a mobster, a drunk, and a Texas Aggie. Each was allowed to take one item to help pass the time while incarcerated. On the bus, the drunk guy turned to the mobster and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The mobster pulled out a box of paints and explained that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the da Vinci of the prison system. Then he asked the drunk, "What did you bring?"

He then pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The Aggie was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

Pulling out a box of tampons, he said with a smile, "I brought these."

Puzzled, the other two convicts asked, "What can you do with THOSE?"

Pointing to the box, more...

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado