Aids Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
What's the definition of AIDS? Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Sardar Garbhajan Singh Went For His Usual Morning Walk. At One Junction He Found A Crowd. One Man Holding A Syringe On One Hand And The Famous Actress On The Other Hand. He Threatens To Inject The Liquid Which Contain Aids Virus In To Her Body Unless He Is Given A Ransom Of 10 Corers Of Rupees. Police Men Are Helplessly Watching. At This Moment Garbachen Rushed To The Man And Has A Fight, He Dropped The Syringe, Police Men Arrested Him. On The Next Day A Ceremony Is Conducted To Reward Garbachen. The Chief Guest Cm Of Punjab While Giving Away The Reward Asked To The Garbachen " We Are Proud Of You How Did You Show That Much Of Courage Even If You Are Aware Of Aids? " Garbachen Said "Sir I Always Wear A Condom To Avoid Aids"
SERIAL KILLERS
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How did they find out Jeffrey Dahmer was a cigarette smoker?
They found a bunch of butts behind his couch
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite line of clothing?
Dis-Members Only
Jeffrey Dahmer had his mother over for dinner when she suddenly said,
"You know, Jeffrey, I don't like your neighbors..."
Which he responded, "Just eat the vegetables then..."
AIDS
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Ahlzeimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take
your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her
way home; don't fuck her."
What does MAGIC stand for in Magic Johnson?
My Ass Got Infected Coach
How did David Copperfield catch AIDS?
He was playing with Magic (D. C. has never been reported as having AIDS)
When asked how his daughter does not more...
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room.
He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok".
She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg.
He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis.
She jumps back with shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".
Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.
The AIDS pandemic is growing in all areas of the world, with worrisome signs of resurgence in some countries that were trumpeted as successes in combating the disease, the United Nations said yesterday.
Heavy investigation has been targeted towards Bono of U2 because he seems to have been one of the people who first noticed said pandemic and brought it to the World table. And if the old adage "Whoever smelt it, delt it." is true, charges are to be filed.