Alaskan Jokes / Recent Jokes

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.
The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."
The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: "No, it's just Mayonaise."

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: "No, it's just Mayonaise."

A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. He service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said " It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just frost on my moustache."

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Oh, none... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]

Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol... I think I have a lightbulb out over here."