Ambulance Jokes / Recent Jokes

Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

Bob and Joe, a couple of personal injury lawyers, were discussing conditions in the legal profession. "How's business?" asked Bob.
"Absolutely rotten!" responded Joe. "How have you been doing?" "Even worse," Bob replied. "I just chased an ambulance twelve miles and found a LAWYER inside it."

There was a sikh in a park sitting on the bench as a british man came and asked him are you feeling sick but the sikh never knew english as good, so he said yes (because he thought that guy was askin if he was a sikh)then the british man rang the ambulance saying theres a patient in park wen the ambulance came the sikh got frightened and said MEH KUCH NAYYE KITAA SI!