Americas Got Talent Jokes / Recent Jokes

Really?

I thought he just LIKED wearing a loincloth made of puppies.

May 14 - May 20

"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."

- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.

One Headliners (1)

What is the real headline?

Twelve Men Arrested in Cock Fighting Ring
Three Men Fight over Cock Ring
Two Women Arrested for Fighting Over a Cock


When Bush Comes To Shove
When Bush Comes To Shave
When Bush Cums

Springtime for Paris Hilton
Bedsprings for Paris Hilton
Jerry Springer for Paris Hilton

Ventriloquist Terry Fator won the top prize of $1 million on the reality show America’s Got Talent. “If I had known a puppet act would take it all, I would have put myself on the show,” said Karl Rove.