Headliners Jokes

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What is the real headline?

Twelve Men Arrested in Cock Fighting Ring
Three Men Fight over Cock Ring
Two Women Arrested for Fighting Over a Cock


When Bush Comes To Shove
When Bush Comes To Shave
When Bush Cums

Springtime for Paris Hilton
Bedsprings for Paris Hilton
Jerry Springer for Paris Hilton

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What is the real headline?

Brit Drops kid Again
Brit Dropkicks Angelina’s kid
Brit Drops Jason Kid on Angelina’s kid

The Heat-Wave Goodbye to Dallas
The Heat-Wave that Stroked Dallas
The Heat-Wave Goodyear bye Shaq and Give it to Wade

FBI Pursues Pretenders Masquerading as War Heroes
FBI Pursues Pretenders Masquerading as Whores to Charge Zero
FBI Pursues Nathan Lane for Masquerading as Meatball Hero