Masquerading Jokes

Desperate for work, the young man took a job at the zoo masquerading as a gorilla, to replace the prize animal who had died. The fellow launched into his act with gusto, screaming at the top of his lungs and swinging madly from the bars. The crowd applauded wildly. Inspired, he grabbed a bar and went sailing over the top of his cage into an adjoining pen occupied by four fierce lions. As the animals approached him, the chap screamed, "Help, they're going to kill me."
"Shut up, stupid," whispered one of the lions, "or we'll all lose our jobs."

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