Amitabh Jokes

A friend of mine is related to Amitabh Bachan. We once stayed with him, when the Bachan's were also staying with him. I noticed that Jaya took really good care of Amitabh. She always gave him clothes to wear, reminded him to take his medicine and massaged Amitabh's back when he had pulled a muscle. One evening while all of us were drinking tea I said to my wife Gul, see how nicely Jayaji takes care of Amitabh? She gives him clothes when he is a bath, massages his back and holds his hand all the time. Can't you do like that? My wife looked at Amitabh and said I am ready if Amitabh doesn't mind.

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom
One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood
Rona Dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials
Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO
Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent
Atal Bihari + Bad knee = Is this our LAST HOPE?

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan.
1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt.
Sushmita Sen - 1. 2 feet = Salman Khan.
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: "Santa, you're up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"
Santa: "Yes."
Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Santa: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Banta."
Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"
Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it's Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa's..."
Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That's simple. more...