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A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry."At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?""He was looking through the window at us!"

Love is never angry. Love is always patient. How many times do I have to tell you that?

Once An American Teacher Was Teaching In A Class. She Announced That She Was An American And Asked Who Else In The Class Were Americans. Not Knowing What It Meant But Wanting To Be Like The Teacher Everyone Raised Their Hands Except One Girl Called Gita.

The Teacher Asked" If You Are Not An American, Who Are You?

The Little Girl Answered "I Am A Proud Indian."

The Teacher Got A Bit Angry And Asked "Why Are You An Indian."

The Girl Answered "My Mother And Father Are Both Indians So I Am Also An Indian"

The Teacher, Now Very Angry, Told'If Your Mother And Father Both Are Idiots, What Would You Be?"

The Girl, With A Smile Replied "I Would Be An American."

I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did she look?"
"Oh boy,... she looked VERY angry!"
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw her face that time?"
"She was watching us through the window."

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.
The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.
"Do you have a knife?"
"No," says the guy. "Do you have a club?"
"No," says the guy. "Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see."
The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.
Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts running back towards the cabin.
Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"
They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, an angry bear more...

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. What are you doing he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover See, I told you he was stupid

Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad. Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater. Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop. What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up. What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing! What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!