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knock knock
whose there?
pizza
pizza who?
pizza nice guy

knock knock
whose there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita take a bath
knock knock
whose there?
dogs
dogs who?
no they dont owls who dogs bark

Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A`s and a couple of B`s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Anita is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Anita`s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Anita because I would like to try it out on her mother

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water. Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain. Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

~~~ Kid's Answers to questions on Marriage ~~~

What exactly is marriage? (Too many adults can't answer this!)
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents!"
- Eric, 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose
to the girl. He says to her,' I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out."
- Anita, 9

Picky! Picky! How does a person decide whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails
means you try the next one."
- Kally, 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind.... That's what
I'll do.... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
- more...

Knock Knock Who's there! Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!