Anita Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother 50

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it's cold out here.

Knock KnockWhos there! Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anita Loos!
Anita Loos who?
Anita Loos about 10 pounds!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother 50¢ so I can buy dessert!

Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires)
Abe Rudder (Hey Brother)
Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday)
Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing)
Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks)
Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb)
Adam Meway (Out of My Way)
Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple)
Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples)
Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You)
Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You)
Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym)
Al Kaholic (Alcoholic)
Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer)
Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass)
Al Killeu (I'll Kill You)
Al Luminum (Aluminum)
Al Nino (El Nino)
Al O'Moaney (Alimony)
Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone)
Alec Tricity (Electricity)
Alex Blaine Layder (I'll Explain Later)
Alf Abet (Alphabet)
Ali Gator (Ali Gator)
Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina)
Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With)
Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay)
Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss)
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