Arab Jokes / Recent Jokes

A group of Arab terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred attorneys were taken as hostages.
The terrorist leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one attorney every hour.

A wealthy arab was the weekend guest at a country house where the host decided to introduce him to the game of cricket. The
Arab watched with interest and he seemed to enjoy the game. Afterwards, the host asked him,' well, how did you like it?'
'Fine,' said the arab,' there's just one thing that i don't understand' well, when you hit the ball you run all over the
Place. Why don't you get your servants to do that for you?'

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?" "Yes." she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered... "I'll give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale." After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says, "I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team."
The Englishman says, "Huh! That's nothing I have 10 boys; one more and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach."
The Arab starts laughing. He says, "I've had 17 wives and no kids! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!"

the queen one day summoned the 3 people who worshipped the strangest g-ds.an israeli came, an arab came and a hindu came.they were each asked which g-ds they worshipped.the arab said"allah"the hindu said "budda" and the israeli said "me? oh i worship the fan."

Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.Balli, Balli, Balli
Whatever you say.Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do more...