Arizona Jokes / Recent Jokes

President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.

Here's a travel tip for anyone planning to go to Arizona: Don't use ANY public bathrooms!!!! Those toilets won't be cleaned anytime soon.

John McCain Chooses a Running Mate

Sarah Palin may be the ideological opposite of Hillary Clinton, but she's her gynecological twin.

On the heels of Sarah Palin's new book,Going Rogue,John McCain has penned one also.It is called Going Rogaine.

Dumb Arizona laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Arizona Crazy Law You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Restroom Graffiti

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ----Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL - (not far from a major medical school)

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ----Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you can piss this high, join the fire department. ----On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

Beauty is only a light switch away. ----Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. ----Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ----Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not,' How high are you?' it's' Hi, how are you?' ----Rest stop off Route 81. West more...

The Arizona Cardinals plan to donate thousands of Super Bowl "championship" T-shirts to poor families in El Salvador. Which will be easy, since that's where the shirts are made.