Arizona Jokes / Recent Jokes
You know you are in Arizona in the summertime when: The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
John McCain knows that behind every great man is a great woman, and in his case, that woman is John McCain.
Here are some actual town's names:
1.) Two Egg, a town in Florida, was named for a system of barter used in the area after the Civil War, when two eggs were regularly traded for a bag of tobacco or sugar.
2.) Ed and Uz are the shortest place names in the United States. Both towns are in Kentucky.
3.) Slovenskanarodnapodpornajednota is a town in Pennsylvania. It has one of the longest names in the United States, but it covers only 500 acres and has only 11 residents, one mailbox, and one pay phone.
4.) Onoville, New York, was given this name because each time someone suggested a name at a town council meeting, the person was greeted by a chorus of "Oh, no!"
5.) Show Low is the name of a town in Arizona that was won in a game of chance. Two frontiersmen, dissolving a partnership, agreed the town site would go to the one who drew the low card.
6,) Pig's Eye was the former name of St. Paul, the capital of Minnesota.
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The Romantic Comedy. More about the new star of the Republican Party, Sarah Palin. What's up with barely mentioning George Bush? There may be some George Bush themes in McCain's Acceptance Speech.
The pro golf tour is playing the Waste Management Phoenix Open this week.I thought garbage time and trash talk only existed in the NBA.
Knock Knock Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Dale Hausner John Dieteman
Former roommates who are accused of multiple shootings in Phoenix plead not guilty.
Dale stated off the record his disappointment of not being able to go to Disney World over the Labor Day weekend.