Arizona Jokes / Recent Jokes
We’ve got to have all options out there on the table because I’m ill and we’ve created 5 out of 4 jobs in the vodka distillers sector because the strategy in Iraq is what John wants to see if we are going to be successful in our quest to keep an eye on Russia throughout our great history. Why are you asking me these gotcha questions Gwinn? I have a gun and you look like a cute little moose.
McCain stated he has been against the use of flying machines since him and the Writgh Bros. flew on the first one.
John McCain has been fighting against the influence of special interest money in elections his whole political career. His passion for this issue started when he lost a Congressional election to an opponent whose campaign was financed by the maker of covered wagons.
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system."Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300, 000 tons, struck the earth at about 40, 000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
"John McCain loved Palin's debate performance. Matter of fact, he applauded so much, all the lights in his home kept on going on and off."
David Letterman
The Hualapai Indian Reservation in Arizona unveiled a new Grand Canyon skywalk that enables tourists to see 4,000 feet below to the Canyon floor.
The Hualapai tribe insists this will be a memorable experience for anyone who wants to hock a loogie and watch it fall 4,000 feet.
After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.
They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.