Arizona Jokes / Recent Jokes

Phil Gramm, a top adviser to Sen. John McCain, on Thursday stood by his comment that the country is in a "mental recession," and said he was trying to say the nation's leaders, not its people, were "whiners."

Pictured here is McCain teaching other Nation leaders the "Right" facial expression to make, when whining.

John McCain said he loaned the tools to a neighbor and now wants them back.

Joe the Plumber? Since the economy is in the toilet, I believe McCain was insinuating that this guy will be his Secretary of Treasury.

John McCain talks to the press and gives some hints about his 2008 plans...

"Does my breath smell? I've had my face buried in the Religious Right's ass so much lately, I probably need an Altoid."

It's so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.

When archaeologists on a dig in southern Portugal last year flipped over a heavy chunk of slate and saw writing not used for more than 2,500 years, they were elated. Only later to be disappointed by learning it was just one of John McCain's old ‘To Do’ list.

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money."