Army Jokes / Recent Jokes
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter`s
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle
this new situation. "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn`t really do that, did you?" "You would never get through basic training," scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?" &
There is a army ranger in Japan and he is wearing a T shirt saying " Marines suck! " Sure enough two marines come up behind him and ask " Hey, whats with the shirt? " The ranger says " And Marines cant read aswell " The marines say " What?! I dont think I heard you correctly " The ranger says " And they cant hear aswell " The marines buddy ( Another marine ) Asks the ranger to come outside.
So the ranger goes with them. About five miniutes later, the ranger walks back in the bar and orders a beer. The bar keep asks: " Hey, what happend out there? Where are the marines? " The ranger replies " Well, the are stupid too, they decided to bring knives to a gun fight "
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I`m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don`t see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I`m in the secret service.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.