Art Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Manhole Covers of Los Angeles," by Robert and Mimi Melnick (1974)
"Eat Your House: Art Eco Guide to Self-Sufficiency" by Frederic Hobbs (1981)
"Proceedings of the Second Inter-national Workshop on Nude Mice," University of Tokyo (1978)
"Teach Yourself Alcoholism," by Meier Glatt (1975)
"Grow Your Own Hair," by Ron MacLaren (1947)
"Three Weeks in Wet Sheets" (1856)
"The Art and Science of Dumpster Diving" (1997)
-- Bizarre News
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!"--until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn"
How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
"Does it have to be a light bulb?"
Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.