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The gene pool could use a little chlorine."All generalizations are false."Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."I love cats...they taste just like chicken"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."Seen on an old, beat-up car: This is not an abandoned vehicle.""Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.""Born Free... Taxed to Death""Cover me. I'm changing lanes.""As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools""Happiness is a belt-fed weapon""The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.""Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.""Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.""REHAB is for quitters""I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!""Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep""All men are Idiots, and I married their more...