Babys Jokes / Recent Jokes
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of bird
definitely does not bring babys?
Swallows!
one day the mom went down stairs to get the babys bottel.and their sat a ghost it said im the ghost ill give you one black eye.so the mom went up stairs and got dad.so dad went down stairs to get the babys bottel.and the ghost said im the ghost ill give you one black eye.so the dad went up stairs and got sister.so sister went down stairs to get the babys bottel . and the ghost said im the ghost ill give you one black eye.so sister went up stairs to get brother.so brother went down stairs to get the babys bottel.and the ghost said im the ghost ill give you one black eye.so brother went up stairs to tell baby to get his own bottel.and he did and the ghost said im the ghost ill give you one black eye.and the baby said shutup or ill give you two black eyes.
What was the policemans babys first words? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo!
where do white babys go when they die?... heaven
who do they see?... God
what does he give them?... wings
What does he call them?... Angels
where do black babys go when they die?... heaven
who do they see?... God
What does he give them?... wings
What does he call them?... Bats
I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of anything other than horse racing?"