Babys Jokes / Recent Jokes

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys? Swallows!

Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand! !

A kid says to his Mum.
KID "Where do babys come from??????"
Mum "Babys come from stalks"
KID "Well who fucks the Stalk?????"

How do you make a baby float?
Yake your foot off its head
Whats the difference between a baby and a fridg?
The fridge doesnt cry when you put your meat in it
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
how do you get a baby in a bowl?
With a blender
How do you get it out again?
With corn chips
How many babys does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
Whats red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion
Whats the difference between a baby and a rugby ball?
When you kick a rugby ball your not aiming for the posts
WHats the defference between a baby and a trampoline
You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferari?
I dont hacve a ferari in my garage
What does a blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic baby get for christmas?
Cancer