Bahu Jokes

The new bahu demurely told her mother-inJaw, "Ma! I want to know about the customs here." The mother-in-law, pleased, said, "Yes. Yes. Go ahead!" "How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?" the bahu enquired. "Why, after nine months," told the mother-in-law, struck by her bahu's innocence. "But", declared the bahu, "in my father's place, they do it after six months, and for the first time I shall follow their custom."

On their visit to India, a desi, desan, and desi' s mother were in a boat in the Ganges at Varanasi. All of a sudden winds picked up and the boat started shaking. The mother, trying to test the son's loyalty, asked her son,' If the boat starts sinking, who will you save first, me or the bahu.' Well, desi was in trouble and unable to decide what to say. The desan said,' No problem, honey, you save your mother first.' The mother was very happy with her bahu and said,' Bahu, so nice of you.' The bahu looked around and saw a bunch of young men looking at her long legs in shorts and her sleeveless arms and said,' Mataji, he should save you, there are plenty of guys here waiting to save me.'