Baldness Jokes

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
good answer to her husband's baldness.Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so
much hair?”

Doctor, Doctor, Can You Give Me Something For My Baldness?
How About A Few Pounds Of Pig Manure?
Will That Cure My Baldness?
No, But With That On Your Head No One Will Come Near Enough To Notice You're Bald.

Harry went in to see his barber to find out whether he had any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.
After a short pause, the barber leaned closer and whispered, "The best thing that I've discovered is, um, well, um, female juices."
"But you're much balder than I am," protested Harry.
"That's true," agreed the barber, "but you must admit, I have one hell of a mustache!"

What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing his
hair across his head?
The truth comes shining through.

What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head? The truth comes shining through.