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An investment banker was on the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. His boat was full of beautiful yellow tuna. The banker complimented the fisherman on his catch, asking how long it took to catch. The fisherman replied "only a short time." The banker asked why not stay out and catch more. The fisherman replied, "I've enough fish to feed my family."

The banker then asked what did the fisherman do with the rest of his time, he replied, "I will sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a siesta with my wife, stroll into the village each evening, sip wine with my friends, play my guitar, I have a full and busy life."

The banker was not impressed. "I have a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat and from those increased proceeds you could buy several boats and soon have a fleet. Instead of selling your fish more...

Old man frank goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull. A couple of days later the banker comes along and asks: "How is our bull doing?"
Frank says: "Our bull isn't doing to good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don't want nothing to do with them".
Banker says: "You better call the vet."
Couple of days later banker comes along again. "How's our bull doing now."
Frank says: "Plenty damn good. He has done serviced all of my cows, jumped the fence and is working on the neighbors cows!"
Banker says, "Wow! What did the vet give him?"
Frank says: "Gave him some pills."
Banker says: "What kind of pills?"
Frank says: "I don't know but they tasted sort of like peppermint."

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"