Barracks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one monday morning, she noticed that his fly was open.

Upon leaving the room she said, "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."

He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office.

"By the way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention? "

"Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said,' Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?' He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked,' By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?' The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,' Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!'

MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.
She was young, sweet and pretty.
One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

When leaving the room she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary who was quite witty said, "Why no Mr. Smith.
All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."