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Barry Bonds and his wife are divorcing. Maybe he’s not taking as many performance enhancing drugs as we thought.

Barry Bonds' perjury trial has been moved to July. Conveniently, Bonds will not be busy.

SF Giants star Barry Bonds' trainer was recently jailed for refusing to testify that he'd given Barry drugs.
My dealer would turn me in over a parking ticket.

If they towed his car, he'd be all, "There's this bald guy, got maybe a thirty-second of an ounce of marijuana in an old Altoids tin, and probably some left over vicodin from a root canal... Here's where to find him, now where did you put my car?"

San Francisco's Tim Lincecum says he still wears the same hat that he made his Major League debut in. Barry Bonds never had that luxury.

On Saturday, slugger Barry Bonds hit his 714th home run. Bonds celebrated the amazing feat by hitting his wife 715 times.