Beggar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One has a cross in front of him. The other one the Star of David. Many people go
by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a 'Star of David' in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."

My father recently visited the famous Hindu temple of Vaishno Devi which attracts millions of pilgrims every year.
As he was climbing up the hill, a beggar nudged him for alms. My father resisted and pointed to a nearby notice that warned visitors that begging was strictly prohibited in the area.
The beggar laughed, and pointing to the milling crowd of devotees queuing up for darshan, said,' Aren't they all beggars? They beg from God, I beg from you.'

A beggar knocked at Banta's door and said,' Please
give me some money.'
Banta:' I have no money.'
Beggar:' You can give me some atta (flour).'
Banta:' There is no atta left.'
Beggar:' Then give me an old shirt or pyjama.'
Banta:' I have no shirt or pyjama - old or new.'
'In that case,' replied the beggar,' you come with
me and we can go begging together.'

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.
The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on NASDAQ.
The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg" on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy. In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b industry portal offering supply chain integration in the beggar community.