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A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept onpestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you."
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.
The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a packof cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.
The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health.
"The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".
The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Beggar!
Beggar who?
Beggar you don't know!

Teacher: What Is A Person Who Collects Dolls Called? Rita: Plangonologists Teacher: What Is A Person Who Collects Coins Called? Mohan: Beggar!

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Poltician To A Beggar: What Is Difference Between You And Me? Beggar To The Politician: The Difference Between You And Me Is, I
Beg Everyday While You Beg For Votes Every Five Years.

A beggar knocked on the door of a Beverly Hills mansion. There was no immediate answer, so the bum kept knocking. For fiteen minutes he kept this up. Finally, an angry millionaire opened the door. The beggar said, " Can I have two dollars?"
" What the hell are you doing waking me up at three o'clock in the morning just for two dollars?!" demanded the millionaire.
The bum replied, "Hey! I don't tell you how to run your business, so don't you dare tell me how to run mine!"