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My penis is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My penis contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.

My penis was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn`t want a bigger penis than himself.

My penis is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

It`s so big, when it rains the head of my penis doesn`t get wet.

My penis is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn`t so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

My penis is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.