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My penis is so big, it has feet.

My penis is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My penis is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

My penis is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My penis is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

My penis is so big, it has a personal trainer.

My penis is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.