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My penis is so big, that when it`s Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it`s Central Mountain Time at my balls.

My penis is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My penis.

My penis is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.

My penis is so big, my balls have only seen the head in pictures.

My penis is so big, it has handlebars.