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1. Mountain bikes don't screw around.
2. Mountain bikes don't care if it's that time of the month.
3. Mountain bikes don't have parents.
4. Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Mountain bikes don't care about professional sports.
6. You can share your mountain bike with your friends.
7. Mountain bikes don't care how many other mountain bikes you've ridden.
8. When riding, you and your mountain bike can arrive at the same time.
9. Mountain bikes don't care if other mountain bikes look at you.
10. Mountain bikes don't care if you look at other mountain bikes.
11. If your mountain bike goes flat you can fix it.
12. If your mountain bike is too short you can heighten it.
13. If your mountain bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
14. You can have a black & white mountain bike and bring it home to your parents.
15. You don't have to be jealous of other women who covet your mountain more...

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carr ied us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE more...

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the more...

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.

Mountain bikes don't have parents.
Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Mountain bikes don't care about professional sports.
Mountain bikes don't care if other mountain bikes look at you.
Mountain bikes don't care if you look at other mountain bikes.
If your mountain bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of other women coveting your mountain bike.
Your mountain bike never wants a night out with the other mountain bikes.
Mountain bikes don't care what you wear.
Mountain bikes don't feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.
If your mountain bike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You don't have to worry about where your mountain bike has been before you met it.

There were two mothers and two daughters.They went to a bike shop.Each of them bought a bike for themselves.But, when they cameout there were only 3 people with bikes! How can this be if there were no two seater bikes?
Answer:There was a grandmother, who was a mother of the mother of the daughter.I know it sounds confusing, but read it a few times and you will get it! Email this to your friends!

One day three boys were riding their bikes in the woods. One of them got lost, so the other two rode their bikes to the police station and reported him missing. The officier asked the two boys what their names were and they replied Shutup and Mindyour Bussiness. The officier replied are you looking for trouble. Shutup said yeah he has my jacket.