Billionaire Jokes / Recent Jokes

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Billionaire and former member of The Beatles, Paul McCartney, (who did you think I was talking about when I said billionaire and Beatles? Ringo?) is splitting from his wife, Heather Mills.
(Now here comes the hack.) When asked about Paul's fortune, she said she made a great living before Paul as a model and she can go back to modeling... she's thinking of starting a line of designer SHOE (singular), or following her passion for cooking and getting a job at the I-HOP. And there you have it. Primo hack.

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.

"Why that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call more...