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3 bits of string walk into a bar and sit at a table, first bit of string offers to get the drinks in and walks up to the bar. He asks for 3 beers and the barman points to a sign saying we dont serve string. The second bit of string decides to try his luck but gets the same response from the barman. The third bit of string roughs his hair up and ties his arms to gether before going to the bar, the bar man asks are you a bit of string and he replies no sorry mate frayed knot
100 Buckets of Bits
100 buckets of bits on the bus
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Take one down, short it to ground
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