Bluegrass Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it.