Boasting Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two men were busy boasting to each other. The first said, "I can get in my truck first thing in the morning and drive all day before I reach the other side of my property."
The second guy replied, "I used to have a truck like that, too!"

In a Texas bar, The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars. So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip' emout". Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar, at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar. Fred ask the man if there is something that he can get forhim. The gay guy replies "i was going to get a beer, but i'll check your buffettfirst"