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Once it so happened in a flight that, james bond was sitting besides a telugu guy both were traveling to us.
Telugu guy: hello may i know your name please?
James bond: i am bond… james bond……. And you?
Telugu guy: i am sai… venkata sai… siva venkata sai … laxminarayana
Siva venkata sai… srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
Bond faints!!!!
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball." I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted. 007," his wife added.
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What color is a guitar string?
A: Plink!
(It is the sound the a guitar makes. The word sounds like the color "pink.")
What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
A bee flying backwards.(Buz, Buz)
(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.
3 new bonds are being issued:
* Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity
* Gore bond: Has no interest
* Clinton bond: Has no principle.
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:
1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.
2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...
3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.