Sai Jokes

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..
Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know ur name please?"
James Bond: "I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "and you?"
Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. .. Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."
James Bond FAINTS.

A Haryanavi youth spied a pretty girl at the bus stand. Since no one was around, he tried to use a tone of familiarity, "Jaan-e-man - my heart's desire," he addressed her, "aisee laagey sai, aap ko pehley kahin dekha sai."

"Jaroor deykha sai - you must have seen me," replied the lady, "I am a nurse at the lunatic asylum."

Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

When Bond Meets A Cyberabad Guy, James Bond: "My Name's Bond...(Smiles And Then Says).... James Bond. And You?" Telugu Guy:
"I Am Sai... (Smiles And Then Says) Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasulu
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
Sai....

A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1, 000 Rupees.

"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"

"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, 200?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 100?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."