Telugu Jokes

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..
Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know ur name please?"
James Bond: "I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "and you?"
Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. .. Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."
James Bond FAINTS.

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend...
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

One day morron was talking with his friend....... Morron: we have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: is it! Why? Morron: we have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam

Ramu: ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?
Somu: theliyadum ledhuraa.
Ramu: Detergent Cake.