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Vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani.
Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi: Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
Once it so happened in a flight that, james bond was sitting besides a telugu guy both were traveling to us.
Telugu guy: hello may i know your name please?
James bond: i am bond… james bond……. And you?
Telugu guy: i am sai… venkata sai… siva venkata sai … laxminarayana
Siva venkata sai… srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai… bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana siva venkata sai…
Bond faints!!!!
One day morron was talking with his friend....... Morron: we have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: is it! Why? Morron: we have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Steven Spielberg's smash hit dinosaur flick "Jurassic Park" is the latest victim of the Telugu film industry's remake factory. The blockbuster special-effects extravaganza is being re-made for a Telugu audience, and the script will undergo some modification to appeal to the discerning Telugu movie go-er.
"What is there in Spielberg or George Lucas? They make good films, but our film will be better than the original. We are using Indian values to add some interest value." said someone named Rao.
Reports reveal that the main story line will involve a dinosaur whose mother is kidnapped by smugglers. The dinosaur then sets off on a long journey to rescue her, discovers that the kidnappers had killed his father over the issue of some merchandising rights, and gets his revenge by blowing up a few helicopters. On the way, he meets and falls in love with a girl dinosaur with big breasts and garish clothes, and marries her at the end of the film. more...