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Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don`t know what to do about it. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don`t know which one."
"Not a big deal Boris, I`m stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision, and only one tells the truth but it`s never the same one."

Mr Boris Yeltsin, the President of Russia, Mr Bill Clinton, the President of USA, and Mr Ernesto Zedillo, the President of Mexico were together in France in a restaurant.
The captain, honoured by such distinguished presence, approached them and asked politicly,' Le aperitif?'
All of them answered,' Oui.'
He then proceeded to ask their preferences individually. Starting with His Excellency Ernesto Zedillo, he queried,' Le tequila?'
'Oui,' answered His Excellency.
The captain looked at Mr Boris Yeltsin, and asked,' Le vodka?'
'Oui,' answered the President of Russia.
Finally, the captain approached the President of USA and asked, lLe whisky?'
'Don't mention that b....,' reacted Bill Clinton sharply.

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were having a meeting in an airplane.
At one point, the airplane runs out of fuel and crashed. All three die.
When waking up, they find themselves standing, facing God. God looks at them and says: "You know, not everyone can enter Heaven. It depends what you believe in."
Turning to Yeltsin, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?". "I believe in equality for everyone and everyone should share what they own" Yeltsin answers. "Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my left."
Then turning to Bill Clinton, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?".
"I believe in free speech and democracy", Clinton says.
"Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my right."
Finally, turning to Bill Gates, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?".
Bill Gates looks at God and says: "I believe you are sitting in my chair."