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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party? I don't know, I wasn't invited!

An American woman ran the Boston Marathon in orbit Monday, completing it in 26.2 miles on a treadmill.

To make the experience even more realistic, it was also simulated so that she ultimately lost to a Kenyan astronaut.

As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C. - A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week, the idea is stolen and duplicated by other Sumerians, thereby establishing the business ethic for all times.525 B.C. - The first Olympics are held, and prove similar to the modern games, except that the Russians don't try to enter a six-footer with a moustache in the women's shot put.214 B.C. - Tens of thousands of Chinese labor for a generation to build the 1,500 mile long Great Wall of China. And after all that, it still doesn't keep the neighbor's dog out.1 B.C. - Calendar manufacturers find themselves in total disagreement over what to call next year.432 - St. Patrick introduces Christianity to Ireland, thereby giving the natives something interesting to fight about for the rest of their recorded history.1297- The world's first stock exchange opens, but no one has the foresight to buy IBM or Xerox.1456 - An English judge reviews Joan of Arc's case and cancels her death sentence. more...

The Boston Marathon was today, and today is the only day of the year you’ll see a Nigerian guy running through the streets of Boston, who didn’t just commit an armed robbery.